necrotizingspookyiitis:

plutiespark:

tensualsexion:

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS MAKES ME HAPPY I’VE SPENT ALL MY STUDENT LIFE SAYING THIS

I KEEP FUCKING SAYING THIS AND EVERYBODY’S ALWAYS LIKE “IT’S NOT A FANFIC, IT’S AN AMAZING CLASSIC.”
no, it’s a fanfic.  and not even a good one.

As someone who’s favorite thing ever is the Divine Comedy, I concur that it’s bad self insert fanfic

necrotizingspookyiitis:

plutiespark:

tensualsexion:

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS MAKES ME HAPPY I’VE SPENT ALL MY STUDENT LIFE SAYING THIS

I KEEP FUCKING SAYING THIS AND EVERYBODY’S ALWAYS LIKE “IT’S NOT A FANFIC, IT’S AN AMAZING CLASSIC.”

no, it’s a fanfic.  and not even a good one.

As someone who’s favorite thing ever is the Divine Comedy, I concur that it’s bad self insert fanfic

tvhangover:

Let’s talk about the premiere of American Horror Story: Freak Show and it’s very clear homage to Zodiac. Both scenes pictured above take place at a lake. There are two young people having a picnic and getting a little frisky and then out of nowhere pops up this looming figure. The best part about this looming figure in both the film and TV show is that the Zodiac Killer, or well the prime suspect Arthur Leigh Allen, and Twisty the Clown are played by the same actor John Carroll Lynch. It was a beautifully grotesque hat tip to the David Fincher film and serial killer.

oh god

i only just saw the first episode of the new season of doctor who, i know i’ve been putting it off for fear of the new doctor, not because i have anything against him or the change but because i just am not ready to leave matt smith already. since i just caught up with new who i guess like two years ago i realised now that matt smith was the doctor that was officially the doctor by the time i managed to catch up with the series. and i couldn’t really get properly over tennant to enjoy smith - or so i though, until now. because now i see capaldi and it’s probably because i’m drunk but GOD the part with smith calling clara (sorry for not using ten/eleven/twelve whatever but it’s so hard to keep track rn) and telling him to give him a chance and help him??? i was crying so hard and ugh i don’t know i think i’ve missed doctor who more than i’ve told myself because man this was so emotional. so now i’m happy i’ve got a few episodes to catch up with

nicedildo:

halfrican—queen:

kkristoff:

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

Afro-Caribbean Rapunzel with 75-ft-long dreads.

"At 19, I read a sentence that re-terraformed my head: “The level of matter in the universe has been constant since the Big Bang.”
In all the aeons we have lost nothing, we have gained nothing - not a speck, not a grain, not a breath. The universe is simply a sealed, twisting kaleidoscope that has reordered itself a trillion trillion trillion times over.
Each baby, then, is a unique collision - a cocktail, a remix - of all that has come before: made from molecules of Napoleon and stardust and comets and whale tooth; colloidal mercury and Cleopatra’s breath: and with the same darkness that is between the stars between, and inside, our own atoms.
When you know this, you suddenly see the crowded top deck of the bus, in the rain, as a miracle: this collection of people is by way of a starburst constellation. Families are bright, irregular-shaped nebulae. Finding a person you love is like galaxies colliding. We are all peculiar, unrepeatable, perambulating micro-universes - we have never been before and we will never be again. Oh God, the sheer exuberant, unlikely face of our existences. The honour of being alive. They will never be able to make you again. Don’t you dare waste a second of it thinking something better will happen when it ends. Don’t you dare"
Caitlin Moran (via ambvr)

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

red-lipstick:

Nicolas Demeersman aka Pretty Punk (b. 1978, Seclin) Worldwide ongoing Fucking Tourist series 2009-2014 Captures The Resentment Of Locals With A Simple Gesture. (Info with each pic)

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

drinkwithmegrantaire:

Charles Clymer is my favorite twitter person. (x)

I’m sure I could find a post that express my feelings perfectly but for now I will say three things:

1) First of all, I will never cease to be amazed by how mystified and shocked we are of the naked body - this is obviously a deep-rooted issue that is super problematic, like how a guy can have his top off and a girl can’t because of some extra bits of fat?? Basically?? So frustrating.

2) That being said, I am shocked and angry and beyond words by how some low-fucking-life people struggle to purposedly ruin people’s lifes (of course I’m hoping this doesn’t actually ruin the women’s lifes, but you know) and how some of them are even thanked for being a hero???!! What the FUCK this makes me SO MAD you are just a sick little pervert nerding behind your computer and being absolutely fucking disgusting, period.

3) These women have, like many non-famous people, taken pictures intended for themselves, and maybe someone close to them. This is something that people DO. I’ve done it, you’ve probably done it - it’s natural. It has been going on for millennias, if you count all art forms. It’s really not weird at all. Imagine the horror if you were one day “important” enough for your private pictures to be “leaked” - how would that make you feel? I can only imagine the horrible feeling of someone wanting you to feel so incredibly bad. It makes me nausesous. 

There, at least now I’ve said it. I hope they sort this out quickly and get to punish as many re-posters (and hopefully the source) as possible.